OMG, I feel so much better since I purchased my indulgences over at Petey's Place I highly recommend showing your appreciation and I really don't see why it can't be a tax write off for O's sake. What do you think?


"Thank you for choosing to purchase your indulgence and/or carbon offset from One Cosmos. We know you have a choice of where to purchase your indulgences, and we appreciate your soul-investment in the B'ob's Vertical Raccoon Church of Perpetual Mischief instead of, say, the Church of Scientology, which is much more expensive anyway, even though I suppose it is a tax write off.

Please print out this email, as it is your proof of forgiveness, absolution, reprieval, clearance, and/or immunity for any past or future

--trespass
--venial sin
--transgression
--intemperate remark
--"harmless" vice
--routine backsliding
--doctrinal error
--inevitable failing
--personal fault
--everyday indiscretion
--spiritual lapse
--boyish peccadillo
--practical joke gone wrong
--Democrat vote

Present this sacred crockument to any arresting officer in the Western Hemisphere of planet earth for IMMEDIATE RELEASE, including for jury duty.

On behalf of Bob, and by the awesome power vested in me, the Grand High Mystic Exalted Ruler of the Transdimensional Order of the Friendly Sons & Daughters of the Cosmic Raccoons,

YOU ARE FORGIVEN

Now go away my child and sin once again, so that you must purchase another indulgence.

Raccoonally Yours,

Petey, GHEMR, TOFSDCR, etc., etc."