Which side of the fence do you sit on?

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy
 one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns
 outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat  meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned  for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads  his
life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated
 respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how  to
better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care  of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he
 switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut
 down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to
 church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and
religion  silenced. 
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a  conservative decides he needs health care, he goes
about shopping for  
it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that  the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he'll  forward it so his
friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will  delete it because he's
"offended".

Well I forwarded it to you so  where does that put me?