This came in an email this morning from an Irish friend.

We in Ireland can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch, who is also a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What are you thinking over there?