Which side of the fence do you sit on?
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes
about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his
friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's
Well I forwarded it to you so where does that put me?