> All Wishes Honored at the BIKE STOP!> > Tired of the same old-same old? Rory and Bianca Smathers have opened THE > BIKE STOP in Redditch.> A stylishly appointed "bike brothel", the Stop (as it is popularly known) > has become a must for the> sexually adventurous cyclist. Situated in a quiet side street over a tanning > salon, away from the heavy> traffic of the famed motor cross nearby, it offers a haven for those who > seek the comfort of a good> leather seat and a puncture-proof tire.> Bianca, the unofficial "spokesperson" of the business started with her > husband Rory, says" We offer a> nice place where gents can come and poke a lovely Schwinn and not feel > strange about it" She is> particularly proud of the decor, most of which she designed herself. A > first-time visitor will be welcomed> by an erotic video of the Tour De France and a complimentary cocktail in the > cozy Handle Bar and given> a menu of options in a complete price range.> An hour with a smart little unicycle can be had for as little as $45, while > a threesome or "Daisy" with two> seater will rum $150 or higher.> "If they like 'em young," says Rory, also a certified mechanic, "We got a > cute little scooter with training> wheels that's a real darlin'". He mentions that a new Harley-Davidson room > is in the works to go with> the Vespa Lounge where one can sample the delights of a real Via Veneto > experience.> "We're open twenty-four seven and come on by even if you just want a blow > from our air hose," says> Bianca.>
No, Gecko dear, we come here to be with you. Just like you are!So, y'know, just talk a bit more, give a few more clues about the pictures you post. Or don't. I still stop by.:)
How can...? Wait, don't answer that, I don't wanna know.I'm tired of bike's bein' exploited. We gotta do somethin' about this!Where's the outrage?
Thanks for writing this.
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